I'm not going to give away key to my new heuristic in my blog just in case some hussy tries to game me. But c'mon who's going to go to that effort to be with me? Probably no-one right now but in the future when I'm good looking or rich or powerful or word has gotten out about my extra optical inch I could regret being so forthcoming about my achilles heel. Anyway, suffice to say I've worked it out and would be happy to tell you but not through my blog.
One problem is that friends might not turn out to be that good at picking people I would like because the external signs can be misleading. A girl who watches Big Brother up late might be ruled out by my friends. What they might not realize is that I liked watching Big Brother up late to watch Mike Goldman's antics. It's just not something I tend to tell people - they wouldn't understand. Like Daniel Kitson said, you don't like someone for what they like, but rather the reason they like those things.Oh, and if I really like a girl she becomes better looking. It can happen in the space of hours and is really handy! There are limits to how far this magic can stretch of course but it works. I've realized picking a hot looking girl and then trying to meet and get to know her is like picking the best loo
king pair of shoes in the store and then trying them on. You deliberate for ages, agonizing over which ones look best and have half made up your mind before you even try a pair on. I've bought shoes that have hurt me because I decided they were good looking and told myself they would 'give a bit' over time. So I think a better approach would be to just try on lots of women until you find one that fits and then decide if you look good in her.
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This post title and the image of Mike Goldman form a disturbing juxtaposition. Just to reiterate - I like girls! So does Mike G. We share the same weight although Mike G says he's a tad taller at 6"2'. He was born just a few weeks before me. We use the same shiny aluminium laptop. We're both blonde, funny and were involved in either the hosting or watching of Big Brother Up Late in 2006. Freaky.
I like Mike Goldman. I have a little girly crush on him. He's stupid, but clever. Don't tell anyone else or my rep is ruined!
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